HOSHIYAAR - VERY VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES

Aik bohat barray artist aik martaba kisi k saath gaarri mein safar kartay huye aik gaon k qareeb se guzray to unhon ne aik dehati k paas aik khoobsurat aur tano mand bail daikha.
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Woh uss bail ki tasveer bananay k liye betaab ho gaye.
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Unhon ne gaarri rukwaee aur dehati ki ijazat se thorri dair mein uss bail ki khoobsurat tasveer bana di.
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Kuch arsay baad jab woh uss gaon k paas se dobara guzray to wahan rukay aur uss dehati ko daikh kar unhein yaad aaya keh unhon ne uss k bail ki tasveer banaee thi.
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Unhon ne dehati ko bataya keh woh tasveer aik laakh (1,00,000)rupay mein biki thi.
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Dehati ne pehlay to herat se aankhein phaarr kar unhein daikha phir thandi saans lay kar bola: "Waqaee aap shehri log barray hoshiyaar hotay hein, main to asal bail ko barri mushkil se dass hazaar (10,000) rupay mein baichnay mein kamyaab hua tha."