REALLY FUNNY URDU JOKES - CHALAAK BIWI

Aik mahir-e-azdawajiyat chand shehriyon ko lecture day raha tha: "Agar kisi shakhs ki biwi saada loh ho aur woh shakhs yeh chahta ho k uss ki biwi chalaak ho jaye to woh kharra ho jaye."
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Sab khamosh rahay, aik aadmi utha to mahir-e-azdawajiyat ne kaha: "Acha to aap chahtay hein k aap ki biwi chalaak ho jaye?"
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Woh aadmi ghabra kar baith gaya aur bola: "Main yeh samjha tha k woh halaak ho jaye."