VERY VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES - BAKRI

Doctor (begum se): "Aray begum! Meray clinic mein aik aisa mareez aaya jiss per se gaarri guzar gaee aur uss ka nichla dharr bekaar ho gaya tha."
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Begum (jaldi se): "To kya woh mar gaya?"
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Doctor: "Nahi... Main ne uss ka nichla dharr kaat kar bakri ka dharr laga diya hai to woh do (2) kilo doodh bhi denay laga hai."