VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES - TAREEKH KA PARCHA

Baap (Pappu se): "Tum ne tareekh mein kam number kion liye hein?"
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Pappu: "Abbu! Tareekh k parchay mein zyadar tar sawalaat aisay poochay gaye thay jo meri pedayesh se bhi pehlay k thay.'