VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES - MULZIM

Judge (mulzim se): "Main ne pehlay bhi tumhein kaee baar mulzim k haisiyat se adaalat mein daikha hai."
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Mujrim: "Yeh janab ki qadar dani hai warna iss zamanay mein kaun kisi ko yaad rakhta hai?"