VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES - DO PATHAN DOST

Do pathan raat ko kaheen ja rahay thay.
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Aik k haath mein battery thi.
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Battery wala pathan bola: "Yaar! Main battery roshan karta hoon, tum roshni pakarr kar aasmaan per chalay jao."
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Doosray pathan ne jawab diya: "Wah wah! Mujhay pagal banatay ho? Main abhi aadhay raastay mein hi hoon ga aur tum roshni band kar do gay aur main neechay gir jaon ga."