REALLY FUNNY URDU JOKES - NAEE GHARRI

Aik sahb barri taizi se ghar mein dakhil huye aur apni begum ko kamray mein lay ja kar bolay: "Begum! Darwazay aur khirrkiyaan, sab band kar do. Khirrkiyon k parday gira do aur light bhi off kar do."
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Begum ne unn k hukam ki tameel ki to woh sahb apni biwi ko aik konay mein lay gaye aur kalaee aagay kartay huye bolay: "Daikho begum! Meri naee gharri andhairay mein kaisay chamak rahi hai?"