VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES - HOSPITAL YA SCHOOL

Aik beemar bachay ko uss ka baap doctor k paas lay gaya.
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Doctor ne dill ki halat daikhnay k liye bachay k seenay per aala lagaya aur kaha: "Betay! Zara dass (10) tak ginti gino."
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Bacha ghabra kar bola: "Abba jaan! Aap to kehtay thay k mujhay hospital lay jaein gay magar yeh to school hai."