RISHTADAR - VERY VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES

Khawand aur biwi ki aapas mein bol chaal band thi.
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Donon car per ja rahay thay keh achanak car k aagay aik gadha aa gaya.
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"Apnay rishtadar se kaho keh car k aagay se hatt jaye." Khawand ne biwi ko mukhatib kartay huye kaha.
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Biwi ne foran jawab diya: "Meri aur iss ki rishtadari to shaadi k baad huee hai, nazdeeki rishtadar to tumhara hi hai, tum hi keh do."