PYAR-O-MUHABBAT - VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES

Donon miyaan biwi mein barra pyar-o-muhabbat tha.
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Achanak inn k dilon mein shubhaat paida hona shuru ho gaye.
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Unn donon mein khoob jharrap huee.
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Jab donon thanday parr gaye to khawand kehnay laga: "Daikho begum! Agar tum khana pakana seekh lo to main naukrani ko faarigh kar don ga."
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Biwi ne jawaban kaha: "Agar aap mujh se pehlay ki tarah pyar-o-muhabbat karna shuru kar dein to main kisi taakheer k baghair driver ko faarigh kar sakti hoon."