NAEE AMMI - VERY VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES

Aik sahb apni beti aur begum k saath shopping kar rahay thay.
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Hujoom zyada honay ki wajah se unn ki begum peechay reh gaeen.
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Idhar udhar talash karnay per bhi woh jab kaheen nazar na aaeen to unn ki beti barri preshan ho gaee aur rotay huye baap se kehnay lagi: "Baba! Ammi kaheen peechay reh gaee hein, kho na jaein kaheen. Unhein to ghar ka raasta aur pata bhi nahi maloom."
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"Fikar na karo beta." Baap kehnay laga: "Agar mill gaeen to theek hai, na milleen to tumhein naee lay dein gay."