Aik clerk stadium mein baitha football ka match daikh raha tha.
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Keh yakayak peechay se kisi ne uss k kandhay per haath rakh diya.
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Uss ne peechay murr kar daikha to uss ki rooh fana ho gaee.
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Uss ka officer uss se keh raha tha: "Tum yahan kaisay? Tum ne to kaha tha k tumhein apnay chacha k janazay mein shirkat karni hai."
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Clerk bola: "Sir! ho bhi sakta tha. Meray chacha iss match k referee hein."
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Keh yakayak peechay se kisi ne uss k kandhay per haath rakh diya.
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Uss ne peechay murr kar daikha to uss ki rooh fana ho gaee.
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Uss ka officer uss se keh raha tha: "Tum yahan kaisay? Tum ne to kaha tha k tumhein apnay chacha k janazay mein shirkat karni hai."
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Clerk bola: "Sir! ho bhi sakta tha. Meray chacha iss match k referee hein."
