RED INDIAN - VERY VERY FUNNY URDU/HINDI JOKE

America k aik chhotay se shehar k railway platform per aik Red Indian magan leta hua dhoop saink raha tha.
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Aik saiyyah ne uss se kaha: "Suno bhai! Tum koi rozgaar talash kion nahi kartay?"
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Red Indian ne aankhein khol kar muskuratay huye poocha: "Kion aakhir main kaam kion karon?"
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Saiyyah ne jawab diya: "Kya tumhein yeh pasand nahi k bank mein tumhari kuch raqam ho?"
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Red Indian bola: "Kion raqam ki mujhay kya zuroorat hai?"
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Saiyyah ne bokhla kar jawab diya: "Takeh tum baqi zindagi aaram se basar kar sako aur phir tumhein kabhi kam na karna parray."
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Red Indian bola: "Lekin kaam to main aaj bhi nahi kar raha hoon."