QURBANI - VERY VERY FUNNY URDU/HINDI JOKE

Aeroplane ko parwaz k doran toofan ne aa ghaira.
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Wazan kam karnay ki zuroorat aan parri.
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Pilot ne darkhawst ki: "Aksariyat ki jaan bachanay k liye chand musafir raza karana taur per jahaz se kood jaein."
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Aik french utha.
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Uss ne nara lagaya "vaiowala France (France zinda bad)" aur jahaz se chalang laga di.
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Aik angraiz utha.
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Uss ne nara lagaya "Long live the queen" aur jahaz se chalang laga di.
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Phir aik pathan utha.
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Uss ne sab se ooncha nara lagaya "Pakistan zinda bad" aur aik sardar ji ko pakarr kar jahaz se bahar dhakka day diya.