QADAR DANI - HILARIOUS URDU/HINDI JOKE

Judge mulzim: "Main ne iss se pehlay bhi kaee baar tumhein mujrim ki haisiyat se adalat mein dekha hai."
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Mulzim: "Yeh huzoor ki qadar dani hai Janab! Warna iss zamanay mein kaun kisi ko yaad rakhta hai?"