PRACTICE - REALLY FUNNY URDU JOKES

Aadmi: "Mujhay doctor se milna hai."
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Doctor bola: "Farmaein, main doctor hoon. Yahan per practice karta hoon."
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Aadmi ne kaha: "Main apnay illaj k liye hazir hua hoon."
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Doctor ne kaha: "Main ne arz kiya hai, main yahan per practice kar raha hoon."
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Aadmi ne kaha: "Mujhay practice karnay wala doctor nahi, balkeh mujhay to aisa doctor chahiye jo mera illaj kar sakay warna main tabaee mout marna pasand karon ga."