RESEARCH OFFICER - VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES

Aik zaraee idaray mein khaali aasami k liye interview liya ja raha tha.
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Boss aur ummeedwar k darmeyan kuch youn sawal-o-jawab huye.
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Boss: "Aap ka koi saabqa tajarba hai?"
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Ummeedwar: "Ji haan! Main New York ki sabzi mandi mein dass (10) saal research officer raha."
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Boss: "Waisay kis nowaiyyat ka kaam kartay thay wahan?"
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Ummeedwar: "Janab! Main chhotay aur barray aalu'on ko alag alag boriyon mein bharta tha."