MAZAQ - FUNNY URDU JOKES

Train k aik dabbay mein aik aadmi ne doosray se poocha: "R...r...rawal...p...pindi...kak...kitni...dad...door...hai?"
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Uss aadmi ne pehlay aadmi ko ghoor kar daikha aur aik aur aadmi k qareeb ja kar baith gaye.
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Teesray aadmi ne uss se poocha: "Aap ne unn k sawal ka jawab kion nahi diya?"
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Woh aadmi bola: "K...k...kambakht...m...m...mera...ma...mazaq...urata...hai."