JHOOT - VERY VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES

Do (2) doctoron ki aamnay saamnay dukanein theen.
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Aik doctor ne apni dukan per aik plate lagaee jiss per yeh alfaaz likhay thay: "Yahan per shartiya illaj kiya jata hai aur jo mareez yahan dair tak illaj karaye ga uss k illaj per wajbaat mein 25 feesad kami kar di jaye gi."
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Doosray din doosray doctor ne apni dukan per aik plate lagaee jiss per likha tha: "Saamnay wala doctor jhoot bolta hai, woh khud mujh se illaj karwata hai."