A guy bought a new Mercedes and was out on an inter-state road for a nice evening drive. As the needle jumped
to 80 miles an hour he suddenly saw flashing red a blue
lights behind him.
Confident he could outrun the police car he began to drive faster. The needle hit 90, 100, 120 with the lights still behind him. “What am I doing.” he thought and pulled over.
The cop came up to him, took his licence without a word and examined it and the car. “I've had a tough shift and this is my last pull over. I don't feel like more paper work so if you can give me an excuse for your diving that I haven't heard before you can go.”
“Last week my wife ran off with a cop.” the man said, “and I was afraid you were trying to give her back.”
“Have a nice night,” said the officer.
Confident he could outrun the police car he began to drive faster. The needle hit 90, 100, 120 with the lights still behind him. “What am I doing.” he thought and pulled over.
The cop came up to him, took his licence without a word and examined it and the car. “I've had a tough shift and this is my last pull over. I don't feel like more paper work so if you can give me an excuse for your diving that I haven't heard before you can go.”
“Last week my wife ran off with a cop.” the man said, “and I was afraid you were trying to give her back.”
“Have a nice night,” said the officer.
