- If you’re too open minded, your brains will fall out.
- Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
- A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
- A closed mouth gathers no feet.
- If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried before.
- Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
- I have found that at my age going bra-less pulls the wrinkles out of my face.
- For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
VERY FUNNY ONE LINER JOKES
