NEEND - VERY VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES

Raat k do (2) bajay aik mareez ne apnay doctor ko phone kiya.
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Mareez: "Doctor sahb! Muafi chahta hoon k aap ko zehmat di. Lekin kya karon mujhay neend nahi aa rahi."
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"Main ne jo aap ko neend ki dawa di thi woh istamal krein, neend aa jaye gi." Doctor ne mashwara diya.
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Mareez: "Main woh dawa bhi istamal kar chuka hoon. Magar mujhay neend nahi aa rahi... Doctor sahb! Darasal aap ne mujhay fees ka jo bill bhijwaya hai, uss ne meri neend urra di hai. Bakhuda, main yeh bill adaa nahi kar sakta."
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"Oh meray khuda!" Doctor ne kaha: "Yeh tum ne kya keh diya? Ab meri neend urr gaee hai."