YAHOODI KA TAISH - REALLY FUNNY URDU JOKES

Aik yahoodi aik fransisi ko aik qaleen baichnay k liye sar torr koshish kar raha tha.
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"Mujhay qaleen ki zuroorat nahi hai." Fransisi ne kaha.
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"Janab yeh bohat umdah lekin bohat sasta qaleen hai." Yahoodi ne targheeb di.
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Fransisi: "Phir bhi main issay nahi khareedon ga."
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Yahoodi: "Magar janab kion?"
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"Tumharay qaleen se bu aa rahi hai." Nazuk mizaaj fransisi ne kaha.
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Yahoodi aik dam taish mein aa gaya aur bola: "Aap jhoot bol rahay hein, bu qaleen se nahi, mujh se aa rahi hai."