NASHA - VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES

Aik shakhs ne apnay betay ko itna peeta k woh be-hosh ho gaya.
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Khabar uss k aik dost tak pohnchi to woh afsos karnay aaya aur betay ko peetnay ki wajah poochi.
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Uss shakhs ne jawab diya: "Woh nashay mein tha."
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Dost: "Agar woh nashay mein tha to ussay zara si saza detay, tum ne ussay andha dhund kion peeta?"
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Woh shakhs bola: "Main bhi nashay mein tha."