PARDESI - VERY VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES

Do (2) afeemi kaheen sair ko ja rahay thay.
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Aik afeemi ne sooraj ki taraf ishara kartay huye doosray se poocha: "Yeh aasman per gol gol kya chamak raha hai?"
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Doosra afeemi bola: "Mujhay kya pata bhai, main to khud pardesi hoon."