NAEE KI DUKAN - VERY FUNNY URDU/HINDI JOKE

Park mein aik naujawan ne kisi tarah aik khoobsurat larki se batein karnay ki rasta nikal hi liya.
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Baton baton mein uss ne kaha: "Har barray shehar mein mera karobar hai, bees (20) jaghon per meri kothiyan hein. Jab bhi tum mujh se milna chaho. Mujhay telephone kar dena, meri rolls rise car tumhein lenay k liye pohnch jaye gi."
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Larki ne mar'oob hotay huye poocha: "Aap ka phone number kya hai?"
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Aik kaghaz k purzay per phone number thamatay huye naujawan ne kaha: "Yeh number aik naee ki dukan ka hai jiss k uppar k kamray mein main rehta hoon, woh mujhay bula day ga."