KHOON KA RANG - VERY FUNNY KANJOOS URDU JOKE

Zuroorat mand bewah ko khoon ki zuroorat thi.
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Aik kanjoos ne apna khoon day kar uss ki jaan bachaee.
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Bewah bohat khush huee.
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Uss ne kanjoos ko aik hazar (1,000) rupay inaam diya.
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Kuch hi dinon baad bewah ko dobara khoon ki zuroorat parri.
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Uss ne kanjoos ko paanch so (500) rupay diye.
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Husn-e-ittafaq se bewah ko teesri martaba phir khoon ki zuroorat parri aur wohi kanjoos aarray waqt mein uss k kaam aaya.
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Uss martaba bewah ne aik paisa bhi na diya aur pyar bhari nazron se dekh kar uss ka shukria ada kiya.
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Kion k uss ki ragon mein mojood kanjoos ka khoon apna rang dikha raha tha.