MOLVI KI JAIB - VERY VERY FUNNY URDU JOKE

Aik jaib kutray ne doosray jaib kutray k haath mein tasbeeh dekh kar herat ka izhar kartay huye poocha: "Kya apnay peshay se taeb ho gaye ho?"
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"Nahi yar!" Doosray jaib kutray ne munh banatay huye kaha: "Abhi abhi ghalti se aik molvi ki jaib mein haath parr gaya tha."