MALKIN - HILARIOUS URDU/HINDI FAQEER JOKE

Darwazay per faqeer ne sada lagaee: "Bhooka hoon, khuda k naam per roti day do."
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Andar se aawaz aaee: "Muaf karo baba! Malkin ghar per nahi hai."
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Faqeer ne jhalla kar kaha: "Roti maang raha hoon, malkin nahi."