MAIN LAY JATA HOON - HILARIOUS URDU JOKE

Pathan rickshaw walay se: "Railway station janay k kitnay paisay lo gay?"
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Rickshaw wala bola: "Khan sahb! Sirf 100 rupay loon ga."
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Pathan: "50 lay lo."
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Rickshaw wala: "Bhala 50 rupay mein koi lay jata hai?"
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Pathan: "Tum peechay betho main tumhein lay jata hoon."