AIK ZUBAN - VERY VERY FUNNY URDU/HINDI JOKE

Karaye dar malik makan se: "Main iss maah karaya nahi ada kar sakon ga."
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Malik makan: "Aap ne pichlay maah bhi yehi kaha tha."
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Karaye dar: "Janab! Insan ki aik zuban honi chahiye aur main apni zuban per qaem hon."