KUCH AUR BATAO - VERY FUNNY URDU LOVE JOKE

Aik naujawan apni mehbooba se izhara-e-muhabbat kartay huye keh raha tha: "Meray paas Mehmood Sipra ki tarah be-hisaab dolat nahi hai, meray paas Mehmood Sipra ki tarah aalishaan mehal nahi hai, main Mehmood Sipra ki tarah tumhein heeray jawahiraat se laad nahi sakta, lekin meray paas muhabbat hai, main tum se muhabbat karta hoon."
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"Main bhi tumhein chahti hoon." Larki ne jawab diya. "Lekin mujhay Mehmood Sipra k baaray mein kuch aur batao."