KUCH BHI NAHI - MOST HUMOROUS URDU/HINDI JOKE

Bacha pehlay din school se wapas aaya to maa ne pooch: "Betay! Aaj tum ne kya kya seekha?"
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"Kuch bhi nahi." Bachay ne munh banatay huye kaha: "Kal phir jana parray ga."