AIK SE BARH KAR AIK - HILARIOUS URDU/HINDI JOKE

Teen (3) boorrhay aik jagah baithay gup shup mein masroof thay.
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Aik ne kaha: "Mera beta pachas (50) ya so (100) rupay liye bina koi kam nahi karta. Main soch raha hoon k ussay police mein bharti karwa don."
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Doosra boorrha bola: "Pachas (50) ya so (100) rupay to bohat kum hein, mera beta paanch so (500) ya aik hazar (1,000) rupay liye bina koi kam hi nahi karta. Main sochta hoon k main ussay custom mein bharti krwa don."
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Teesray boorrhay ne kaha: "Aray tumharay betay paisay lay kar kam to kartay hein. Jab keh mera beta paisay bhi leta hai aur koi kam bhi nahi karta. Sochta hoon ussay siyasat mein bhej doon."