Malik chokidar se: "Kal raat ghar mein chorri ho gaee aur tumhein pata hi nahi, kya
tum ne koi aawaz nahi suni thi?"
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Chokidar: "Janab! Aawaz to aaee thi aur main ne poocha bhi tha k kaun hai? Lekin andar se aawaz aaee 'koi bhi nahi'. Janab woh sirf chor hi nahi jhoota bhi
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Chokidar: "Janab! Aawaz to aaee thi aur main ne poocha bhi tha k kaun hai? Lekin andar se aawaz aaee 'koi bhi nahi'. Janab woh sirf chor hi nahi jhoota bhi
