ANDAZA - HILARIOUS AFEEMI URDU JOKE

Kisi aadmi ne darya k kinaaray bethay huye aik afeemi se poocha: "Yahan per pani kitna gehra hai?"
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Afeemi: "Bohat kam gehra hai.
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Aadmi ne mutmaen ho kar pani mein chalang laga di.
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Kaafi der k baad bhi jab aadmi uppar na aaya to paas kharay logon ne afeemi se poocha: "Kya wajah hai? Pani to kam tha lekin hamara aadmi doob gaya?"
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Afeemi: "Darasal aik batakh abhi abhi darya paidal paar kar k gaee thi, jiss se mujhay andaza hua k pani kam hai."