JEET - MOST HILARIOUS URDU/HINDI JOKE

Aik dost doosray se: "Kal meri aur meri biwi ki jang huee.
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Doosra: "Aakhir mein jeet kis ki hee?"
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Pehla fakhar se: "Meri."
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Doosra: "Woh kis tarah?"
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Pehla: "Woh meray paas ghutnon k bal chal kar aaee aut kehnay lagi, 'bus bhi karo, ab charpaee k neechay se nikal aao'."