GULDAN - VERY VERY FUNNY FAMILY URDU JOKE

Beta maa se: "Woh guldan jo aap kal laee theen, agar koi woh torr day to aap kya krein gi?"
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Maa: "Main uss ka sar phorr don gi."
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Beta: "To jaldi chaliye abbu ne woh guldan torr diya hai."