INCOME TAX WALAY- VERY VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES

Aik sahb ghussay ki halat mein daak khanay pohnchay aur post master se kaha: "Main be-hadd preshan hoon, mujhay dhamki aamaiz khutoot mill rahay hein."
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Post master: "Yeh to bohat barra jurm hai. Kya aap ko kisi per shubaa hai?"
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Woh sahb qadray itminan se bolay: "Shuba kya?... Mujhay yaqeen hai k yeh khatt income tax walay bhaij rahay hein."