BEEMA - VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES

Beta: "Magar ammi main darya mein nahanay k liye kion nahi ja sakta."
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Maa: "Betay paani bohat gehra hai."
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Beta: "Magar abbu bhi to waheen naha rahay hein."
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Maa: "Beta! Tumharay abbu ki aur baat hai, unn ka beema ho chuka hai."