GIRWI - VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES

Khoobsurat gurriya jaisi pyari si haseen aurat ne apni saheli se kaha: "Tumhara kya khayal hai k main uss nawway (90) saal buddhay se shaadi kar rahi hoon?"
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"To aur kya...? Woh crore patti hai, iss liye tum uss se shaadi kar rahi ho." Haasid saheli ne kaha.
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Haseen aurat: "Tum ghalat samajh rahi ho, main kuch arsay k liye apnay aap ko uss k paas girwi rakh rahi hoon."