HAR KHABAR PER NAZAR - HILARIOUS URDU JOKE

Teen choron ne mil kar aik jagah chori ki.
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Paisay apnay thikanay per lay kar aaye to aik doosray se bolay k 'pehlay paisay ginn letay hein, phir aaram kartay hein'.
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Inn mein se aik chor bola: "Bhai mujhay to neend aa rahi hai, main to sonay laga hoon. Lekin tum log be-imani na karna kion k mujhay subh k akhbar mein chorri ki gaee amount ka pata chal jaye ga k hum ne kitni amount churaee hai."