WAH G WAH - VERY VERY FUNNY URDU JOKE

Aik gappi: "Agar accident mein aik kaan cut jaye to kya hoga?"
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Doosra gappi: "Main sunn nahi sakoon ga."
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Pehla gappi: "Aur agar dono kaan cut jaein to?"
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Doosra gappi: "To main dekh nahi sakoon ga."
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Pehla: "Kion woh kaisay?
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Doosra: "Kion k main phir aynak kaisay lagaon ga?"