GARAM MUTTHI - HILARIOUS PATHAN URDU JOKE

Police inspector: "Tum ne company k manager ka haath kion jalaya?"
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Pathan: "Sir! Manager sahb se naukri mangnay gaya to woh bolay k pehlay meri mutthi garam karo, to main ne jalta hua koyla inn k haath per rakh diya."