DHOKA - REALLY FUNNY URDU/HINDI JOKE

Customer: "Kya yeh kapra ooni hai?"
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Dokandar: "Ji han, bilkul ooni hai."
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Customer: "Magar iss per label to sooti ka laga hua hai."
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Dokandar: "Janab! Yeh to choohon ko dhoka denay k liye laga hua hai."