FUZOOL KHARCHI - HILARIOUS SHEIKH URDU JOKE

Aik sheikh ne apnay betay se poocha: "Beta kya kar rahay ho?"
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Beta: "Kuch nahi papa."
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Sheikh: "To kuch likh rahay ho gay?"
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Beta: "Ji nahi papa, main kuch nahi likh raha hoon."
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Sheikh ghussay se: "To phir aynak utar kion nahi detay? Tumhein fuzool kharchi ki aadat parr gaee hai."