KHUSH FEHMI - VERY VERY FUNNY URDU/HINDI JOKE

Aik director bachat karnay ka aadi tha.
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Hamesha situation k mutabiq qudarti location talash karta aur baghair set lagaye filmband kar leta.
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Aik scene tha jiss mein hero ne aik rahgeer se maar khani hoti hai.
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Director pooray unit ko bus stand per lay gaya aur hero ko samjhaya k: "Woh dekho aik badsoorat langoor numa shakhs k baazu mein hoor numa larki hai, tum ja kar ussay cherro, main film tayyar kar leta hoon."
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Hero seeti bajata hua uss shakhs k paas pohncha aur poocha: "Kya yeh itni badsoorat biwi aap ki hai?"
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Aur thapparr khanay ki ummeed mein apna munh kuch aagay kar diya.
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Woh shakhs kuch na bola.
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Iss per hero ne apna sawal dohraya.
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Phir woh shakhs apni biwi ki taraf mutwajjeh hua aur bola: "Dekha, sirf main hi nahi balkeh saari duniya tumhein badsoorat kehti hai."