FAISLA - VERY VERY FUNNY URDU/HINDI JOKE

Doobtay huye aik shakhs ko aik naujawan ne bamushkil sumandar se bahar nikala.
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Hosh aanay per boorhay ne naujawan k shukria ada kartay huya kaha: "Tumharay karnamay se

mutasir ho kar main tumhein aik behtareen inam dena chahta hoon. Jantay ho, woh kya inam

hai? Main apni beti ko tumharay nikah mein day don ga."
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Naujawan se ghoom kar sanjeedgi se boorhay ki beti ki taraf dekh jo waheen kharri sharma

rahi thi.
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Phir achanak uss ne boorhay ko utha kar kandhay per laad liya.
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Beti ne poocha: "Aap meray abba ko kahan lay kar ja rahay hein?"
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Naujawan ne jawab diya: "Sumandar mein phenknay."