DIMAGH - REALLY FUNNY URDU JOKES

Aik professor sahb tibb k tulba ko class mein mukhtalif qisam k dimagh dikha rahay thay.
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Aik dimagh utha kar unhon ne kaha: "Yeh Egypt k kaalay gadhay ka dimagh hai. Yeh bohat nayab hai, yeh nasal duniya se mit chuki hai."
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Phir unhon ne fakhriya lehjay mein kaha: "Iss qisam k dimagh saari duniya mein sirf do (2) hi hein, aik Egypt k museum mein aur aik meray paas."