BHAIRR KA BACHA - VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES

Aik guide kisi saiyyah ko chirrya ghar lay gaya.
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Ghoomtay phirtay woh aik aisay pinjray k paas pohnchay jiss mein aik cheetay k saath saath aik bhairr ka bacha bhi band tha.
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"Sakht ta'ajjub ki baat hai." Saiyyah ne kaha, "Tum logon ne yeh mojza kaisay kar dikhaya?"
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"Barri mamooli si baat hai." Guide ne sapat lehjay mein kaha, "Ham iss pinjray mein har subh aik naya bhairr ka bacha rakh detay hein."